overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
hating a ship that 75% of a fandom ships
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
“Average guitarist, mediocre singer, wedding speech expert, 1/4 of that band Mcfly, part time sumo wrestler, hoping to be the 1st man on Mars.”
[sneaks one direction references in my wedding vows]
“And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face, it took a minute to steal my heart.” [everyone attending bursts into tears]
“I just wanted to show you off to all of my friends and make them drool down their chinny chin chins.” [crowd nods appreciatively]
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
“Harry Potter isn’t real” they said
“Magic is fake” they said
“What’s that green light coming out of that stick” they said
